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Beware Of The Easter Egg Hunt
Here’s my sob story: as a child, I was only allowed to participate in one Easter egg hunt. There was also many years that I wasn’t allowed to color eggs, since I’d “make a mess.”
Now, in my 30s, I look back with a sense of resentment towards my parents for making me miss out on some childhood adventures
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Five April Fools’ Day Pranks To Pull On Those you Love
It’s a shame that April Fools’ Day falls on a weekend this year. I take pleasure in tormenting my co-workers. But all is not lost. Here is a list of things you can do to your significant other/children/parents/whoever you live with:
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If I Had $640 Million Dollars
So, the Mega Millions jackpot was $640 million. And I didn’t win. Bummer, right? But I still like to dream. That’s why I’m brining you the list of things I would do had I won:
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With All This Early Nice Weather Is Our Summer Going To Suck?
Sure, the temperatures have dropped to be more March-like (I don’t care if we’re still “above average”), but I am yearning for the 80-degree days.
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Thank God the Jets Took Tim Tebow
It has been a great couple of weeks for the Bills. The Sabres are fighting for their playoff lives but yet the Bills have stolen the spotlight. It’s exciting, isn’t it?
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Five Tips to Cure That St. Patrick’s Day Hangover
Yesterday may have been Saint Patrick’s Day, but you better believe the festivities are continuing today! So, here are some tips to get back on the horse (or maybe leprechaun):
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Top 10 Things NOT to Do On St. Patrick’s Day
It’s Saint Patrick’s Day! And it’s Saturday! And the weather is amazing! That sounds like a recipe for disaster. So, to keep all the celebrations in check, I’ve compiled the following list to help you make it through the day:
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Secrets To Getting Thin
It never fails. It seems like just about every day, there’s a story on “tricks to flatter abs” or “workout tips to help you get thin.” Sure, I’m a dope and read these things because I hope for that little secret to help me be Hollywood skinny. But it’s the SSDD. (Same sh#t, different day.) Swap this for that. Get some sleep. Drink more water. Walk with a friend.
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Tell Me How the Iditarod is a Sport [VIDEO]
Here comes a PETA moment:
The Iditarod. Making a pack of dogs pull your fat butt through grueling conditions. And it’s a sport. I’m not sure how or why. Poor dogs are collapsing from being pushed too hard. And we’re OK with this?
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Madonna is Milking Us Dry
By Jillian Benedict
Madonna is touring. Isn’t that exciting? OK, it is for me. You see, Madonna was banned from my house growing up. My mother thought she was a slut and by listening to her music and watching her videos, I would be tainted
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You Go, Lindsay Lohan
By Jillian Benedict
Tonight marks the unofficial comeback of Lindsay Lohan. She’s hosting Saturday Night Live, kicking off what she says is a “fresh chapter in life.”
After watching an interview with her this week on the Today Show, I just can’t help but root for her
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Old Spice Commercials Hit Another Home Run [VIDEO]
Old Spice has had a bunch of good ads recently. I don’t know if the company is getting a good return in investment with them, but it sure entices me to buy their products based on what I’ve been seeing.