Yesterday may have been Saint Patrick’s Day, but you better believe the festivities are continuing today! So, here are some tips to get back on the horse (or maybe leprechaun):

  • 1

    Have a chicken finger sub for breakfast.

    It cures everything.

  • 2

    Double down on Ex-lax

    Clean out your system, then pump the Imodium. You’ll thank me for it later.

  • 3

    Take of your skirt and bite the dog that bit you

    Drinking more booze is a surefire way to kick that headache.

  • 4

    Mix some ice cream, a banana and some honey in a blender

    I’ve never tried this, but I hear it works wonders. If it doesn’t work, carbonate then caffeinate then hydrate.

  • 5

    Don’t drink so much in the first place

    If you can’t handle it, Sally.