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Top 10 Things NOT to Do On St. Patrick’s Day

It’s Saint Patrick’s Day! And it’s Saturday! And the weather is amazing! That sounds like a recipe for disaster. So, to keep all the celebrations in check, I’ve compiled the following list to help you make it through the day:


10

Don’t skip breakfast

 
 

I don’t care if your eggs are green and you’re enjoying them with a cup of coffee spiked with Bailey’s. You need food in your system. And a lot of it.

 
9

Don’t forget the Sun Block

 
 

Sure, it’s March 17 but it feels like summer. So you’ll most likely be out in the sun for hours at a time. And, if everyone’s Irish today, that means you’ll burn. Badly.

 
8

Don’t fight

 
 

You’re going to get your ass kicked. You’ll swing and miss. It will be funny for everyone around you, until you start bleeding from hitting sidewalk.

 
7

Don’t take pictures next to or with policemen or police cars

 
 

They’re not amused. And whatever you do, DO NOT try to pet the K-9 cop.

 
6

Don’t drunk dial anyone

 
 

Not one person. I don’t care if it’s your mom’s birthday. You’re probably not going to be making sense and she doesn’t want to hear her baby slurring.

 
5

No sexting either

 
 

Ever. You’ll regret it. Maybe not tomorrow, but definitely come Monday.

 
4

Don’t ask to see someone’s shamrocks or leprechaun.

 
 

It’s St. Patrick’s Day, not Mardi Gras.

 
3

Don’t pee in the street, parking lots or shrubs

 
 

Or at least try your darnedest not to. No one needs to see your Irish curse.

 
2

No brainer here: don’t drive

 
 

I don’t care how “fine” you feel. You’re drunk and you know it. And the cops know it. They’re like Santa, they know if you’ve been bad or good.

 
1

Don’t drink green beer

 
 

It may look cool, but don’t drink green beer. It will look like you did the deed with a leprechaun. Plus, you’ll poop green. Really.

 

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