Let me start off by saying I’m a little biased because I have DirecTV. I’ve had it for a while and I will never switch. Ever. They treat me great and I’ve never had a problem. But, if I did have another provider, the recent DirecTV commercials would make me switch over to them in a heartbeat.

If “Don’t have a grandson with a dog collar” and “Stop taking in stray animals” weren’t enough, they now feature everyone’s favorite train wreck, Charlie Sheen. If the “Don’t reenact scenes from Platoon with Charlie Sheen” doesn’t get you, I don’t know what will.

Can’t see what they come up with next.