1 week ago Who has two thumbs, might sign a rap deal and is really mean to her dad on Twitter? It’s the former Nickelodeon child star and latest celebrity nutjob, Amanda Bynes!
2 weeks ago Thanks to Mr. Michael Douglas, the media have been granted the opportunity to repeatedly use the word “cunnilingus,” which is a word with an unnecessary amount of Ns and also known as -- well, Google it. Or maybe don't, if you're at work.
February 12, 2013 Whoever is responsible for inventing the Conversation Heart had the right idea of less being more. Personally, I think the more we can communicate to our loved ones via candy, the better. Why waste a beautiful moment stuttering and stumbling over your words when you can simply slide a tiny, edible heart across the table to sum up everything you want to say?
February 2, 2013 Just in case you've forgotten, the Super Bowl is this Sunday (February 3), and the Buffalo Bills are not playing, but your mom's neighbor is making her world famous chicken wing dip, which makes things a little bit better.
January 31, 2013 Everyone's favorite day involving a rodent is FINALLY HERE. But what will his prediction hold? More winter? More spring? More Playing What We Want all day, every day? He's so wise!
January 26, 2013 Poor Tony Danza. First a has-been, now a plane-puker. He blamed the incident on the flu, but Kate Upton disagrees.
January 26, 2013 I'm sure if you had a penny for every time you viewed a work of art and didn't quite "get" it, you'd probably have enough pennies to glue to a canvas and win a bunch of awards, right? If not -- well, then you are probably lying.
January 22, 2013 The 2013 Oscar nominees have officially been announced, and with the awards show right around the corner, we felt that it was time to announce our nominations for Jack FM's Anti-Academy Awards. We nominated 12 films based on very specific categories and listed them here for you to read and look out for on the night of the Oscars.
January 15, 2013 How are you not dead yet? Seriously, with all of the flu and sickness going around, you are probably sitting one foot away from the Ebola virus right now.
January 12, 2013 As you probably already know, the world’s most annoying baby will be entering the world in approximately eight months. In case you DIDN’T already know, Kanye West made the announcement at his show via serenade for Kim Kardashian. A girl can only pray that someday she’s lucky enough to have a man appoint her as his baby mama in front of thousands of people through an AutoTuned jumble of words. So romantic!
January 10, 2013 Can't get laid? Then sell your virginity on the Internet!
December 20, 2012 Have you ever heard something in a Christmas song that strikes you the wrong way? Maybe a little inappropriate? Maybe a little creepy?
Christmas songs contain harsh realities and deep lies that they try to cover up with the sound of jingle bells and cheer. But we're not stupid! Here are 10 Christmas songs that we'd like to call out:
