Alyssa Kramer
‘Kim Kardashian’s Vag Stars on E!’ And Other Celebrity News No One Cares About
The rumors are true – the camera does add 10 pounds to birth canals. Just ask Kim Kardashian, who decided to record her birth. Baby daddy Kanye West did not want a camera crew in the birthing room, so he chose the next best thing: Kim’s momager, Kris Jenner.
Like any mother would, Kris loyally stood behind the camera to film her daughter, spreadeagle and delivering a tiny human who has been offici
‘Amanda Bynes is Still F*&^ing Crazy’ And Other Celebrity News No One Cares About
Who has two thumbs, might sign a rap deal and is really mean to her dad on Twitter? It’s the former Nickelodeon child star and latest celebrity nutjob, Amanda Bynes!
‘Tsk-Tsk, Catherine Zeta Jones’ Va-Jay-Jay’ + Other Celebrity News No One Cares About
Thanks to Mr. Michael Douglas, the media have been granted the opportunity to repeatedly use the word “cunnilingus,” which is a word with an unnecessary amount of Ns and also known as -- well, Google it. Or maybe don't, if you're at work.
They’re Not Just For Love Anymore! Conversation Hearts For Every Occasion
Whoever is responsible for inventing the Conversation Heart had the right idea of less being more. Personally, I think the more we can communicate to our loved ones via candy, the better. Why waste a beautiful moment stuttering and stumbling over your words when you can simply slide a tiny, edible heart across the table to sum up everything you want to say?
12 Ways to Ruin a Super Bowl Party
Just in case you've forgotten, the Super Bowl is this Sunday (February 3), and the Buffalo Bills are not playing, but your mom's neighbor is making her world famous chicken wing dip, which makes things a little bit better.
12 Groundhog Day Memes From Punxsutawney Phil
Everyone's favorite day involving a rodent is FINALLY HERE. But what will his prediction hold? More winter? More spring? More Playing What We Want all day, every day? He's so wise!
‘Tony Danza Puked On A Plane’ & Other Celebrity News No One Cares About
Poor Tony Danza. First a has-been, now a plane-puker. He blamed the incident on the flu, but Kate Upton disagrees.
5 Weird-A$$ Works of Art
I'm sure if you had a penny for every time you viewed a work of art and didn't quite "get" it, you'd probably have enough pennies to glue to a canvas and win a bunch of awards, right? If not -- well, then you are probably lying.
Jack FM’s Anti-Academy Awards — And the Winners Are…
The 2013 Oscar nominees have officially been announced, and with the awards show right around the corner, we felt that it was time to announce our nominations for Jack FM's Anti-Academy Awards. We nominated 12 films based on very specific categories and listed them here for you to read and look out for on the night of the Oscars.
Jack FM’s Guide to Avoiding Sick Coworkers
How are you not dead yet? Seriously, with all of the flu and sickness going around, you are probably sitting one foot away from the Ebola virus right now.