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The gods and Channing Tatum heard your prayers because a Magic Mike 2 is in the works.

The rumors are true – the camera does add 10 pounds to birth canals. Just ask Kim Kardashian, who decided to record her birth. Baby daddy Kanye West did not want a camera crew in the birthing room, so he chose the next best thing: Kim’s momager, Kris Jenner. Like any mother would, Kris loyally stood behind the camera to film her daughter, spreadeagle and delivering a tiny human who has been offici

Who has two thumbs, might sign a rap deal and is really mean to her dad on Twitter? It’s the former Nickelodeon child star and latest celebrity nutjob, Amanda Bynes!

Thanks to Mr. Michael Douglas, the media have been granted the opportunity to repeatedly use the word “cunnilingus,” which is a word with an unnecessary amount of Ns and also known as -- well, Google it. Or maybe don't, if you're at work.

Poor Tony Danza. First a has-been, now a plane-puker. He blamed the incident on the flu, but Kate Upton disagrees.

As you probably already know, the world’s most annoying baby will be entering the world in approximately eight months. In case you DIDN’T already know, Kanye West made the announcement at his show via serenade for Kim Kardashian. A girl can only pray that someday she’s lucky enough to have a man appoint her as his baby mama in front of thousands of people through an AutoTuned jumble of words. So r

According to Hollywoodlife, Lindsay Lohan can no longer afford to pay her rent. I normally don't feel sorry for celebrities, but this? This?! What's she supposed to do, find a place to live that costs less than $8,000 a month? Poor girl.

Who cares about who won the presidential election or what a “Benghazi” is -- this is AMERICA, so let's get to the important headlines! Like, say, Justin Bieber wearing overalls and a backwards hat to meet Canadian Prime Minister Stephen Harper.

Did you know that George Clooney has a sister? Ermagerd, he's JUST LIKE US! Her name is Adelia Zeidler, and while she doesn't exactly possess the same "style" that her Sexiest Man Alive brother does, she sure is on his side.

BRACE YOURSELF: Taylor Swift is single again, which is SO hard to believe because she is usually in such long-lasting relationships.