It doesn't matter so much what your birth certificate says. If some of these fit, you may be a Buffalonian...

It's a general statement yes, and we would love if you add your own -- we like to do things half assed at JACK FM and we like it like that. Without further adieu:

You Might Have Been Born In Buffalo If…

  1. Your baby shower gifts were a shovel and snow boots
  2. Your liver is abnormally resistant to the effects of alcohol
  3. The word “'Buffalo' Wing" isn’t even in your vocabulary
  4. The phrases “No Goal” and “Wide Right” make you cringe
  5. Dyngus Day is your yearly tradition
  6. You have an internal hatred for Canada yet love Canadians
  7. Snow tires are kept on your car year round
  8. You know you are way better than anyone from New York City
  9. You can take an 8-foot pounding of snow and still ride your snowmobile to work the next day
  10. If you know what president was assassinated at the 1901 Pan American Exposition
  11. You can’t go a day without thinking about chicken wings
  12. Beef on Weck is more enjoyable than Arbys
  13. Olive Garden is somewhere you’ll never be caught dead in
  14. Your mother carried you in Beer instead of Amniotic fluid
  15. The Bills are the only football team that has ever existed
  16. You strongly dislike Bon Jovi
  17. A snow day means time to day drink
  18. The thought of Norwood make you want to punch holes in the wall
  19. You know that only one minute portion of "Bruce Almighty" was filmed here
  20. You went to High School with Rob Gronkowski
  21. You consider the Pegulas as your close and personal friends
  22. You have an opinion on something you didn’t even know about until you formed your opinion on it
  23. If you have left Buffalo only to come back to its warm loving embrace

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