You Might Have Been Born in Buffalo if…
It doesn't matter so much what your birth certificate says. If some of these fit, you may be a Buffalonian...
It's a general statement yes, and we would love if you add your own -- we like to do things half assed at JACK FM and we like it like that. Without further adieu:
You Might Have Been Born In Buffalo If…
- Your baby shower gifts were a shovel and snow boots
- Your liver is abnormally resistant to the effects of alcohol
- The word “'Buffalo' Wing" isn’t even in your vocabulary
- The phrases “No Goal” and “Wide Right” make you cringe
- Dyngus Day is your yearly tradition
- You have an internal hatred for Canada yet love Canadians
- Snow tires are kept on your car year round
- You know you are way better than anyone from New York City
- You can take an 8-foot pounding of snow and still ride your snowmobile to work the next day
- If you know what president was assassinated at the 1901 Pan American Exposition
- You can’t go a day without thinking about chicken wings
- Beef on Weck is more enjoyable than Arbys
- Olive Garden is somewhere you’ll never be caught dead in
- Your mother carried you in Beer instead of Amniotic fluid
- The Bills are the only football team that has ever existed
- You strongly dislike Bon Jovi
- A snow day means time to day drink
- The thought of Norwood make you want to punch holes in the wall
- You know that only one minute portion of "Bruce Almighty" was filmed here
- You went to High School with Rob Gronkowski
- You consider the Pegulas as your close and personal friends
- You have an opinion on something you didn’t even know about until you formed your opinion on it
- If you have left Buffalo only to come back to its warm loving embrace