Vampires

If vampires are actually real in 2022, where would we most likely find them in New York state?

Everyone knows that vampires suck … your blood!!!! Seriously though, do you know the history behind modern vampire lore? These creatures of the night have been lurking around for a very long time, although the princes and princesses of darkness have taken on different guises and mythologies throughout the ages.

Twi-hards had their twi-hearts twi-broken when "trampire" Kristen Stewart cheated on longtime boyfriend Robert Pattinson. I wasn’t there, but I heard K. Stew's apology went something like, “Uh…er um…like…like, totally,” and R. Patt’s response was something like, “We, uh….eh…bee bop-bop tiddly boop,” and then they stared at each other for a long, awkward period of time.

Rick Santorum as ‘True Blood‘ creator Alan Ball’s muse? Doesn’t sound likely but when you think about the theme of season five of the hit HBO southern gothic, it all makes sense.

Presidents Day is next Monday and Madison Avenue has our presidents doing everything from selling cars to pushing furniture BUT according to the new 3-D summer spectular (opening June 22) seems like our 16th President did more than unite a nation.