Hey, why not watch classic movies overdubbed with the voices from Spongebob Squarepants'? Seriously, what have you got to lose, other than your bad attitude, Mr. 'I-don't-want-to-hear-Spongebob-do-'Singin'-in-the-Rain'?
Ah internet, you've once again reached your true potential. After all you've given us, this will be your legacy: 'Spongebob Squarepants' voice actors dubbing classic movies.