Arnold Schwarzenegger

As the world tries to figure out what exactly led Arnold Schwarzenegger and Maria Shriver to split after 25 years of marriage, the good old folks fat Taiwan's NMA News have posted a theory of their own.

Former California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger and his wife, journalist Maria Shriver, announced their separation Monday evening in a press statement. The statement makes no mention of divorce, but does confirm that the two are no longer living under the same roof:

Get your “I’ll be back” jokes ready, because Arnold Schwarzenegger is reportedly eyeing a major return to the big screen. According to the Hollywood Reporter, the Governator is in talks to join ‘The Last Stand,’ in which he would play a bordertown sheriff who teams with his inexperienced staff to hunt down a Mexico-bound cartel leader.

Here me now and believe me later, Arnold Schwarzenegger was at UB last night to pump you up. Don't be a little girly- man. Read this story about the governator in Buffalo or I'll tear your arms off like the wings of a fly!!!

Tonight, Arnold Schwarzenegger joins the company of the Dalai Lama as UB's Distinguished Speaker. And while the Dalai Lama has graced us with such existential masterpieces like "Our prime purpose in this life is to help others",Arnold has given us, "I hope you left some room for my fist, because I'm going to ram it into your stomach and break your spine." Judge for yourself who