JACK’s MARCH BALDNESS is underway so let me pay homage to the 5 greatest bald movie bad a**es in the biz. Sorry Samson, these dudes don’t need locks to rock!

  • 1

    John MaClane (Bruce Willis):

    Live Free Or Die Hard. Okay so he had hair when the franchise started but come on, he shot down a helicopter with a police car! Yippie-Kai-Yay

  • 2

    John Shaft (Samuel L. Jackson):

    Shaft. Throws badges like Ninja stars and punks like tissue paper.

  • 3

    Professor Charles Xavier (Patrick Stewart):

    X-Men. Dude can mess with your mind harder than the hot girl. ‘Nuff said!

  • 4

    Frank Martin (Jason Statham):

    Transporter 1, 2, 3 He has rules that he breaks. And when he does it’s a high speed, high action thrill ride!

  • 5

    Professor Henry Jones, Sr. (Sean Connery):

    Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade. So he carries an umbrella. Who else can get you through to capture the Holy Grail?