Jack FM’s Tool Of The Week – 2nd Degree Garage Larceny
We all know someone that you would call a Tool, so we decided that every Monday we would shine a spotlight on the bottom of the gene pool with Jack FM's "Tool of the Week" brought to you by Lakeshore Hardware and Tool Rental.
This week's tools come to us from Utah--tools even in the desert, it seems.
Police arrested a guy for stealing garage doors and then using them to install on different houses. Deseret News reported that police arrested and charged Justin Thomas Strasburg with two counts of theft. He is also a suspect in two other cases.
At the time of his arrest, Strasburg was “in possession of approximately $1,500 in stolen garage door components” and “admitted to being involved a large quantity of thefts across Salt Lake and Utah counties. (He) admitted that he had stolen a garage door from Pleasant Grove and a garage door opener from South Jordan,” the affidavit states.
This is like...42% crime and 58% prank, to be honest. Proof positive that some folks will still absolutely everything.