“How to Get a Body Like Jennifer Aniston” And Other Celebrity News No One Cares About

Jennifer Aniston is notorious for maintaining her extremely toned and fit body throughout the years, with her abs serving as the spokesmodel for diet magazines everywhere. And in her latest role in We’re the Millers, the 44-year-old strips down to her goochies for a sexy stripper scene in which she shows off the perfect combination of a tan and glow of perspiration.

Curious as to how Aniston prepared her body to be bared on the big screen?

Kale, and lots of it.  

We were inspired by Jennifer, so we put together our own personal “Jack FM Jennifer Aniston Diet” and have decided to share it with you. After all, summer’s not over yet, so there’s still plenty of time to get that beach bod you've always wanted. A few days of this diet, and you should have a body that would even make Jennifer Aniston jealous!*

Breakfast:
- 2 cups of water
- 1 blade of grass (no longer than 3 inches)

Lunch:
- 2 cups of water
- 1 lick of a friend’s Tootsie Pop (2 if it’s a cheat day!)

Dinner:
- 2 cups of water
- 2-3 ice cubes
- 1 celery stick

Snack:
- 2 cups of water
- 1 long breath of air

*Results vary. Also, don’t do this diet.

Here’s what else is happening this week in celeb news:

• Harry Styles is pretty sure he’s not bisexual with a dude named Nick Grimshaw. No one would be surprised if he is though. He did date Taylor Swift.
• Jacob has imprinted!
• STFU GTFO HOLD THE PHONES Gabrielle Union has dyed her hair and posed without makeup. So brave.
• Miley Cyrus is 20, and she’s, like, totally going to act her age.
• Here’s an awkward shirtless pic of Nick Jonas. Please take a moment to notice the “natural” white glow around his hair.
• Lindsay Lohan has reportedly decided to cut out 80 of her 100 friends because they are “toxic friends and influences.” The hardest thing to believe here is not that she’s trying to make a better lifestyle for herself, but that she has 100 friends.
• Lady Gaga is still a freak.