Home Depot Declares Halloween Season With Smoke-Breathing Yard Dragon
It's less than 90 days to Halloween, and one store is rolling out the big guns to get you literally fired-up for everyone's favorite Fall holiday.
This super realistic (as far as medieval fictional flying reptiles goes) dragon is animated, screeches out loud, and can even breathe smoke through an attached fog machine.
To be the most extra person on your street this October, it'll set you back a pretty penny, but let's face it, all good investments come at a cost. The 69 in. Animated Giant Dragon in Grey without Fog Machine from Home Accents will set you back $399.
According to the product description on Home Depot's website, this dragon will "delight and fright, its "LED-illuminated red eyes give it a scary gaze," and when connected to a (sold separately) fog machine it brings "added fun."
Reviews from early Halloween decor-adopters mention it's easy to assemble, but you'll need two people to lift it. And if you've busted your budget on the dragon alone and there's no cash left for a fog machine, don't worry.
As one reviewer put it, "Frankly, I don't think it needs a fog machine because this beast stands on its own and attracts the kiddies and parents alone."
Is it weird how this person writes in rhyme? Yes. Is it a little weird they have a non-smoking dragon in their yard in August? Also yes. But the reviews are in, and if you're crazy about Halloween or trying to up your GoT cosplay game, it looks like Home Depot's got what you need.