David Bowie Was a Time Traveling Space Alien

Hidden in plain sight. David Bowie was the most famous time traveler ever.

We may have lost this legend to Liver Cancer at age 69.. but we have no doubts that his soul will roam the cosmos to inhabit another flesh prison. Ziggy Stardust will once again be reborn to continue the fight against the spiders from Mars.

We're paying homage the only way we know how... by saying that instead Mr. Bowie being gone forever he has continued his voyage in space and time to battle another evil.

This is basically a delusion Freeloader Joe came up with so he doesn't have to admit that one of our favorites is gone... so go easy on the guy. Thanks.