I can’t believe that retailers would lie, er, stretch the truth about those doorbuster sales on Black Friday. Break out your monocle because chances are the doorbuster deal on that 56 inch HDTV you’ve been coveting is limited to only a few. Oh great, another chance to get trampled like your at a Who concert. Looking for a great deal on a set of gold teeth, make sure that they aren’t just gold overlay. Again, another trick  used to get you into the store. Technically, it’s not bait and switch because they are offering the deals they say they are. Just make sure you read the fine print on those doorbusters before you give up your Friday at the Mall.

Black Friday bargain hunters beware. There's a good chance you won't score that doorbuster deal you've set your heart on.

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