Chris Illuminati
Alexandria Beck — Crush of the Day [PICTURES]
Opera phenom Alexandria Beck recently did an interview with TMZ explaining how opera needs to go pop. We weren’t listening, until we saw what Alexandria looked like, and then all of a sudden we were VERY INTERESTED.
Alexandria Beck just might get us listening to opera...
French Pop Singer Shy’m — Crush of the Day [PICTURES]
Shy’m is a French pop singer. Her debut album had four songs in the top 10 in France. Those are all fantastic resume builders for a young singer but we’re more interested in her fashion choices, especially her ensemble at the recent NRJ Music Awards in France.
Elizabeth Banks — Crush of the Day [PICTURES]
Elizabeth Banks has appeared on ’30 Rock’ and in the movies ‘Role Models,’ ‘Wet Hot American Summer’ and ‘Zack and Miri Make a Porno.’ She is our ‘crush’ today for not only being in a movie about making a porno, she once directed a porno. Sort of.
38KKK Model Sheyla Hershey — Crush Of The Day
Sheyla Hershey has 38KKK breasts but let’s not focus on that fact. Let’s focus on the fact that she survived a car crash because of her massive headlights. The pair on her chest and not on the car.
It seems that Sheyla’s funbags acted like airbags and probably saved her life...
Maryeve Dufault — Crush of the Day
Maryeve Dufault is Danica Patrick’s worst nightmare. Maybe not on the actual racing courses (yet), but in the real world outside the racing pits.
Kristen Bell — Crush of the Day [PICTURES]
Kristen Bell was always adorable — ‘Veronica Mars,’ ‘Forgetting Sarah Marshall,’ that one dream we had that involved lingerie and Devil’s Food Cake.
Heidi Klum — Crush of the Day [PICTURES]
Heidi Klum is the ‘Crush of the Day’ only because she was able to break away from the animal magnetism that is Seal.
Best Supporting Actress Nominee Jessica Chastain — Crush of the Day [PICTURES]
The Oscar Nominees were announced today. Nothing really shocking in any of the categories but one of the women nominated for Best Supporting Actress did get our attention — the stunning Jessica Chastain of ‘The Help.’
‘Our Choice’ of Gorgeous Women at the People’s Choice Awards — Morning Eyegasm [PICTURES]
The People’s Choice awards have something to do with who the average fan likes the most on TV, in movies and blah blah blah awards blah blah.
‘The Bachelorette’ Emily Maynard — Crush of the Day [PICTURES]
Emily Maynard was named ‘The Bachelorette’ for the upcoming season, much to the delight of millions of female viewers and all the men forced to watch it every Monday night. Emily is hot, sweet and really does deserve a happy ending. Too bad she won’t get it on a TV show.