Alyssa Kramer
‘Kim Kardashian is Preggo’ and Other Celebrity News No One Cares About
As you probably already know, the world’s most annoying baby will be entering the world in approximately eight months. In case you DIDN’T already know, Kanye West made the announcement at his show via serenade for Kim Kardashian. A girl can only pray that someday she’s lucky enough to have a man appoint her as his baby mama in front of thousands of people through an AutoTuned jumble of words. So r
10 Crazy Things People Have Tried To Sell On The Internet
Can't get laid? Then sell your virginity on the Internet!
Jack FM Calls Out Christmas Carols
Have you ever heard something in a Christmas song that strikes you the wrong way? Maybe a little inappropriate? Maybe a little creepy?
Christmas songs contain harsh realities and deep lies that they try to cover up with the sound of jingle bells and cheer. But we're not stupid! Here are 10 Christmas songs that we'd like to call out:
Jack FM’s Guide to Surviving the Apocalypse
No one really seems all that concerned about the world potentially ending tomorrow (December 21), which I guess isn't very surprising considering that doomsday has cried wolf before. And when you think about it, we seem to be putting A-L-O-T-T-T of trust in a group of people that didn't even own iPhones. For all we know, when it came time for the Mayans to make the calendar for the New Year, ma
5 Reasons to Be Single For the Holidays
Single people are always getting a bad rap, and it's especially worse during the holidays. At one time or another, I'm sure we've all gotten that look of pity from a coworker, a friend, a grandma or a stranger when they find out that you're facing the holiday season without a significant other. Or, the word I prefer: ALONE.
‘Lindsay Lohan Struggling to Pay For Mansion’ and Other Celebrity News No One Cares About
According to Hollywoodlife, Lindsay Lohan can no longer afford to pay her rent. I normally don't feel sorry for celebrities, but this? This?! What's she supposed to do, find a place to live that costs less than $8,000 a month? Poor girl.
8 Ways to De-Stress in December
Whether you’re preparing for final exams, avoiding a trampling at the mall or a gearing up for an extended visit from the in-laws, the month of December can be grueling. Sure, there’s the holiday spirit or whatever, but somehow this time of year isn’t as fun as when you were a kid, when your biggest worries were cutting snowflakes out of construction paper and remembering to not lick telephone pol
First-Ever Music Video Made With Instagram is Just Plain Awesome
In October 2010, Mike Krieger and Kevin Systrom created a whole new way to share our lives with friends and family. And now, just two short years later, over 50 million people have shared more than 1 billion photos with the application.
Jack FM’s Guide to Craigslist
Are you in the market for a Hannah Montana video game or Skip Hop Garden baby Girl Activity Mat? How about some tap shoes or a puppy? Perhaps you’re more into buying burial plots. Or are you looking for a hot date?
‘Justin Bieber Defends Right to Wear Overalls’ and Other Celebrity News No One Cares About
Who cares about who won the presidential election or what a “Benghazi” is -- this is AMERICA, so let's get to the important headlines! Like, say, Justin Bieber wearing overalls and a backwards hat to meet Canadian Prime Minister Stephen Harper.