5 Jokes About Buffalo, NY to Tell Around the Dinner Table
Here are some fun and entertaining jokes about Buffalo (and Western New York) to tell around the dinner table or that one's returning relatives will enjoy.
A couple Buffalo Bills joke from "jokes4us:"
Why are the New York Jets like Hillary Clinton?
- Both have Bills to push around.
What did the Bills fan say after his team won the Super Bowl?
- "Dammit mom, why'd you wake me up? I was having an amazing dream!"
Here's one ribbing on Cheektowaga from Buffaloresearch.com:
"This kid from Cheetowaga turns 16 and goes to to the NY State Department of Motor Vehicles apply for a permit. He is told he has to take an eye test. The examiner shows him a card with the letters:
C Z J W I X N O S T A C Z
"Can you read this?" the examiner asks.
"Read it?" the young man replies, "He's my uncle."
Some students from Canisius getting credit for these...
"You know you're from Buffalo when.....
... you can correctly pronounce the Scajaqueda expressway.
...... your parents ever threatened to send you to "Father Baker's" if you didn't behave.