Which Celebs Are Advice-Worthy?
It seems like the minute someone gains an ounce of attention, a Blockbuster hit or a paycheck over $100K, they feel authorized to provide the rest of the world with their omniscient advice and thoughts on life. But just because some celeb who's been through rehab 85 times is dishing it out doesn't mean we have to take it. So, here are some celebs who might be worth listening to -- and some who probably aren't.
1. Matt Damon
Matt Damon could tell me to burn down my house and eat my dog for breakfast, and I'd probably do it. JUST LOOK AT HIM.
2. Ashton Kutcher
I don't trust anyone who cheats on Demi or had any part in the making of the movie Killers. Sorry, Ashton.
3. Tom Hanks
Anything Tom Hanks has to say is worthwhile to me because he compared life to a box of chocolates, and I'll listen to anyone who relates things to candy.
4. Paris Hilton
5. Kevin Bacon
You can't go wrong with trusting someone who has the last name of a breakfast food.
6. Charlie Sheen
Charlie Sheen thought he might be able to offer Lindsay Lohan some advice. Was this before or after he was "winning"? Does it matter? Lindsay would probably be better off getting her advice from Paris Hilton.
7. Amy Poehler
Not only does Amy Poehler make me wish I lived in Pawnee, Ind., and is one of the funniest women in America, but she also offers teenage girls real life advice in her web series "Ask Amy". I don't know about you, but I'd take her advice any day, teenager or not.
8. Chris Brown
Chris Brown offers some insightful advice to his fans. *yawn*
Obama offered some parenting tips to his pal Jay-Z. They seem like pretty good tips to me.
10. Donald Trump
Ugh, now Donald Trump is telling Robert Pattinson what to do. I'm all for R.Patz dumping K-Stew, but he needs to figure that out for himself. (I'll b here 4 u when u're ready Rob xoxoxo)
11. Tina Fey
LISTEN TO EVERY SINGLE THING THIS WOMAN SAYS.
12. John Mayer
John Mayer offered some advice to Tiger Woods, and it was as poetically stated as you can see below. Almost as poetic as his music.
13. Jennifer Garner
People with really cute dimples just look like they know what they're talking about.
14. Tracy Morgan
Tracy Morgan thought he could offer Britney Spears some parenting advice. And we know Britney has been through several rough patches, but perhaps she should skip the advice from a man who said he'd kill his son if he acted gay?
15. Stephen Colbert
Yes and yes.