Have you heard of the book “50 Shades of Grey”? I first heard about it on the Today Show. They said it was causing an uproar with housewives everywhere. They were calling it “Mommy porn.” Since I’m nosy and I was looking for a new book, I had to check it out.

Since picking it up (and not being able to put it down), I’ve found an entire group of people who are also reading it. Sure, when I asked about it in the bookstore, the clerk chuckled softly. He knew it was dirty. And I’m pretty sure he judged me. But whatever. I’m in good company.
The fact is that it is porn. I mean, not Hustler porn, but definitely Playboy. My jaw dropped as I began reading, but when I finished the first book (there are three total), I was kind of disappointed. It wasn’t THAT dirty.
Maybe living in the 21st century has desensitized me. There’s porn everywhere. Hardcore porn, too. But sure, while “50 Shades” is a little risqué, I’ve seen and read worse.
So there’s no need to judge us. And if you haven’t hopped on the mommy porn train, come onboard! The worst thing that can happen is that these books add a little more spice to our relationships. And when our men are satisfied, we’re