‘Taylor Swift is Single Again’ and Other Celebrity News No One Cares About

BRACE YOURSELF: Taylor Swift is single again, which is SO hard to believe because she is usually in such long-lasting relationships.

Yes, Taylor Swift and Connor Kennedy have reportedly called it quits after a brief relationship (just a few months, which is actually like four marriages by Hollywood standards). According to Eonline, they just “grew apart.”

*sigh* Isn't this just so…so…important for us to know?

Speaking of important, here are a few other extremely important celebrity stories from last week that you should probably know about because you NEVER KNOW when you might need to know, you know?

Jessica Simpson is currently “proud of her post-baby bod” and “right where she needs to be.” So happy for her.
Evan Rachel Wood just married a man, but she wants us to know that she's still bisexual. I think I speak for all women when I say, "THANK GOD," right? Also, who is Evan Rachel Wood again?
The Jersey Shore gang cried over the Seaside Heights Hurricane Sandy wreckage even though their Jersey Shore house was spared from any damage. They are going to miss their favorite bars to black out in, just in case you were wondering.
Jessica Biel changed her name to “Timberlake,” which is totally nuts because that's typically what happens when people get married, but I guess now we know that she’s just like us! LOL!
Brad Pitt is designing furniture now. Good for him!! What a guy!!
And finally, Emma Stone and Andrew Garfield are in NO RUSH to get married. I was just thinking to myself the other day, “Wonder what’s up with that crazy couple Emma and Andy?”