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A Vampire's Guide to Getting Back on the Dating Scene

Alyssa Kramer — Thu, 02 Aug 2012 12:50:15 +0000

Twi-hards had their twi-hearts twi-broken when "trampire" Kristen Stewart cheated on longtime boyfriend Robert Pattinson. I wasn’t there, but I heard K. Stew's apology went something like, “Uh…er um…like…like, totally,” and R. Patt’s response was something like, “We, uh….eh…bee bop-bop tiddly boop,” and then they stared at each other for a long, awkward period of time.

'Underworld' vs. 'Twilight' — Who Has the Best Vampires?

TheFW Staff — Mon, 23 Jan 2012 00:22:05 +0000

In one corner, we have the vampires from ‘Underworld Awakening,’ who not only possess enhanced speed and strength, but also know how to shoot up the place and look really cool leaping off of tall buildings.

In the other, we have the vampires from the ‘Twilight Saga,’ whose bodies are hard like diamonds, whose bites unleash pent-up stocks up venom that burns their victims, and whose skin sparkles in the day light.

2011 MTV Movie Awards Winners: 'Twilight' Triumphs

Jack FM Staff — Mon, 06 Jun 2011 13:22:20 +0000

'The Twilight Saga: Eclipse' dominated the 2011 MTV Movie Awards, winning five trophies, including the night's most coveted prize, Best Movie.

'Eclipse' stars Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart also took home prizes, in the categories of Best Male Performance and Best Female Performance, respectively, marking their third-consecutive win each.