Van Halen's new song appropiately called Tattoo says it perfectly. "Little Secret to make you think. Why is the crazy stuff we never say poetry in ink?" This criminal may want to recon. Msn.com reports that Dylan Edward Contreras, 19, was asked for his details after being stopped by policeover the weekend. He reportedly gave the name, Emiliano Velesco, and his birth date, but an observant officer noted a tattoo on the teenager's left forearm.