Stupid Criminals

It seems a woman didn't appreciate what the judge had to say about her in court

A Kansas man is behind bars after leading police on a chase that was anything but high speed.

2013 was chock-full of criminal masterminds (read morons). That's right, last year we were graciously introduced to a mom who let her toddler hit the bong, the poopy-pants shop lifter, a cold-hearted nun-robbing thief and so much more. And thanks to our good friend the Internet, no dumb deed goes unnoticed.

Van Halen's new song appropiately called Tattoo says it perfectly. "Little Secret to make you think.  Why is the crazy stuff we never say poetry in ink?" This criminal may want to recon. Msn.com reports that Dylan Edward Contreras, 19, was asked for his details after being stopped by policeover the weekend. He reportedly gave the name, Emiliano Velesco, and his birth date, but an observa

These days, everyone’s counting their pennies. So when 41-year-old Dexter White got ripped off in a crack cocaine deal this week, he called police to fix the problem. The South Carolina man told police he had given $60 to a drug dealer for crack, but only received $20 worth of drugs...

The scene was straight out of a classic Saturday-morning cartoon: After a robber took an undisclosed amount of money from a local CVS, he made a mad dash to a nearby laundromat. As he ran, the pile of cash in his arms left a trail behind him, making it an easy catch for police officers...