Stupid Criminals

15 Stupidest Criminals of 2013
2013 was chock-full of criminal masterminds (read morons). That's right, last year we were graciously introduced to a mom who let her toddler hit the bong, the poopy-pants shop lifter, a cold-hearted nun-robbing thief and so much more. And thanks to our good friend the Internet, no dumb deed go…
Tattoo Gives Away Real Name Of Criminal
Van Halen's new song appropiately called Tattoo says it perfectly. "Little Secret to make you think.  Why is the crazy stuff we never say poetry in ink?" This criminal may want to recon. Msn.com reports that Dylan Edward Contreras, 19, was asked for his details after being stopped by polic…
Man Shortchanged in Crack Deal Calls 911 for Help
These days, everyone’s counting their pennies. So when 41-year-old Dexter White got ripped off in a crack cocaine deal this week, he called police to fix the problem.
The South Carolina man told police he had given $60 to a drug dealer for crack, but only received $20 worth of drugs…
Cops Find Robber Via Cash Trail
The scene was straight out of a classic Saturday-morning cartoon: After a robber took an undisclosed amount of money from a local CVS, he made a mad dash to a nearby laundromat.
As he ran, the pile of cash in his arms left a trail behind him, making it an easy catch for police officers...