snowman

For the last month and a half, Foley farmer Greg Novak has been busy building a 50-foot tall snowman.

For most of us here in the good ol' USA, winter means cold, cold weather. While a lot of the time that can really stink, it can also mean the arrival of snow, and we all know that's the best part of the wintry months! Snow angels are possible, intense snowball fights happen and (probably most importantly) snowmen can be made.

Jack has acquired Al Queda video of the first ever suicide snow bomber. All snowmen, snow women, and snow children will now be subject to pat downs, x-ray scans, and preemptive melts. Note: Some adult language, NSFW. Which means, click on this.