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Mall Santa Takes Adorable Photo With Sleeping Baby

Emerald Catron — Tue, 25 Dec 2012 11:15:56 +0000

Here’s your daily dose of cute — Santa pretending to sleep for a picture with a sleeping baby. A family waited in a long line at the mall in Boise, Idaho, facing Christmastime shopping crowds, to get a picture of 8-month-old Kiptyn with the Santa there. After over 30 minutes of waiting, and right before [...]

14 Creepy Santas Who Might Give You Nightmares

Cameron Simcik — Mon, 24 Dec 2012 05:01:26 +0000

We love Santa. We really do! He's probably the coolest old guy we know, spending his life making presents, managing elves and eating cookies. Truth be told, we're sort of jealous. The jolly old guy usually looks bright and cheery and not all that scary, which is yet another reason we're fans.

Boy Sits On Santa's Lap, Realizes 13 Years Later It's His Father-In-Law

Jeremy Taylor — Sat, 22 Dec 2012 16:48:32 +0000

When Chris Burd was 13-years-old he went to the mall in Maplewood, Minn during Christmas time. He was with his three-year-old sister, and to appease her he also sat on the lap of the mall's Santa Claus and asked for gifts.

Fast forward 13 years. Chris had recently become engaged when he got a call from his mother who tells him she had made an interesting discovery while going through a batch of old pictures.

Santa Quits Smoking in New Version of 'Twas the Night Before Christmas'

Donald Deane — Fri, 21 Dec 2012 21:00:29 +0000

As a role model for kindness and generosity, you can't do much better than Santa. But let's face it -- he's not exactly the picture of health. If the jolly old elf can't bring himself to drop a few pounds, at least he's recently given up smoking.

Weird Moments From SantaCon 2012

Cameron Simcik — Thu, 20 Dec 2012 19:25:37 +0000

This past Saturday, SantaCon took over New York City. For all of you unfamiliar with this classic American holiday, it's an entire day dedicated to dressing up like Santa Claus and getting a little crazy frolicking around with fellow Saint Nick look-a-likes. It's sort of like a massive Christmas flash mob that makes you feel like you're in a strange alternate universe, but it's actually totally awesome.

12 Santas Caught in Weird Situations

Cameron Simcik — Tue, 18 Dec 2012 14:30:09 +0000

With Christmas only one week away, Santa is a pretty busy guy these days. He has to double check all presents are made, organize final copies of the naughty and nice lists and do some last-minute reindeer grooming so they're in tip-top shape for Christmas. It's a stressful few weeks, but Santa's been doing it for like, hundreds of years, so he has the whole thing down pat.

TOMORROW — Santa Goes Underground on the Metro

Rob Banks — Tue, 18 Dec 2012 12:45:54 +0000

Santa will be taking a break from using his sleigh as it gets fixed and ready to go for next week…at least for tomorrow (December 19). It’s pretty cool that we will have him right in our backyard! He’s going to be heading underground TOMORROW on the Metro to visit kids. Here’s the schedule… “The Niagara [...]

See Over 800 Santas Running in Germany

Emerald Catron — Mon, 17 Dec 2012 16:30:34 +0000

Roughly 800 people put on Santa costumes for the Fourth Annual Michendorf Santa Run in Michendorf, Germany. The race is sponsored by Laufclub Michendorf (which translated means Michendorf Running Club, imagine that) and is 10 kilometers long. You can't quite tell from these pictures, but it actually began snowing pretty hard during the race, which probably makes these the most Christmas-y photos ever. Enjoy!

12 Santas Who Might Be Drunk

Cameron Simcik — Sat, 08 Dec 2012 18:53:31 +0000

Even though Santa has an awesome job, it can be super stressful at times. Sure he's a jolly ol' guy who gives out presents for a living, but when Christmas Eve rolls around, things can get really tricky. If you think about it, the guy has to pull off delivering like, millions and millions of presents to people all around the world, so of course Santa needs to relax a bit post-Christmas. You know-- hop in the jaccuzi, get a massage or down a couple dozen chocolate chip cookies while the elves give him a manicure.

However, there are times Santa goes a little overboard with this whole "relaxing" thing, and he knocks back a few too many drinks (and we're not talking about milk). Basically, the guy gets extra, extra tipsy. He ends up passing out on sidewalks, subways and even right next to the Christmas tree. Who know Saint Nick was such a party animal?

Grinchy Kindergarten Teacher Tells Students That Santa Isn't Real

Donald Deane — Thu, 06 Dec 2012 14:40:52 +0000

What's worse than a news anchor blabbing on live TV that Santa isn't real? How about a Texas kindergarten teacher revealing the terrible truth about Saint Nick to her entire class of five-year-olds? Yep, that actually happened.

Real Life Grinch Busted for Telling Kids That Santa Doesn't Exist

Amanda Ferris — Tue, 04 Dec 2012 19:40:23 +0000

Bah, humbug! A Canadian Grinch ruined the annual holiday parade for dozens of children last Saturday. The intoxicated 24-year-old man, who hailed from Kingston, was arrested after police received a complaint. Parents informed authorities that this jerk ruined Christmas for their youngsters by walking up and down the parade lines and telling them that Santa Claus doesn't exist.

8 Hilarious 'Scared of Santa Claus' Instagrams [PICTURES]

Meagan Kyla — Mon, 03 Dec 2012 05:01:52 +0000

Thanksgiving is over, and now it’s full speed ahead into the Christmas season, which includes letting Santa know what is on your wishlist. But some little ones don’t seem to enjoy those visits with jolly St. Nick that much. Luckily, the photos are absolutely hilarious! I saved the best for last: [button href="http://961joyfm.com/is-your-kid-scared-of-santa-you-could-win-1000/" title="Your Scared [...]

Santa Has a Beard Fail While Descending from Mall Ceiling

Donald Deane — Sun, 02 Dec 2012 15:25:27 +0000

In the U.K., Santa got his beard stuck while rappelling down from the ceiling of a mall and dangled there helplessly for half an hour until someone freed him. Old Saint Nick may be hundreds of years old, but he really needs to work on making an entrance.

These Santas Want Your Vote in Funny or Die's Political Parody Ad [VIDEO]

Jeremy Taylor — Thu, 22 Dec 2011 11:00:41 +0000

In this clever Funny or Die parody of the political ads which have been plastering the early primary states, four would-be St. Nicks run for the position of Santa Claus in 2012 and state their cases in a series of attack-style soundbites. Christopher McDonald (‘Happy Glimore’), Dave Koechner (‘Anchorman), Andre Royo (‘The Wire’) and comedienne Maria [...]

Who Invented Santa?

Staff — Sat, 10 Dec 2011 11:00:02 +0000

Every night this week, our TV has been littered with Christmas movies. It’s awesome. I can easily name 10 Christmas movies that I can watch over and over again. But all this Christmas spirit has me wondering: Who invented Santa? Think about it. What is Santa’s most beneficial purpose? To keep kids in line. It’s [...]