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'Justin Bieber Defends Right to Wear Overalls' and Other Celebrity News No One Cares About

Alyssa Kramer — Sat, 01 Dec 2012 05:01:01 +0000

Who cares about who won the presidential election or what a “Benghazi” is — this is AMERICA, so let’s get to the important headlines! Like, say, Justin Bieber wearing overalls and a backwards hat to meet Canadian Prime Minister Stephen Harper. The Biebs was invited to this meeting to be given the “Most Successful Pre-Pubescent Lesbian Pretending [...]

'George Clooney is Still Not Gay' and Other Celebrity News No One Cares About

Alyssa Kramer — Sat, 17 Nov 2012 05:01:44 +0000

Did you know that George Clooney has a sister? Ermagerd, he's JUST LIKE US! Her name is Adelia Zeidler, and while she doesn't exactly possess the same "style" that her Sexiest Man Alive brother does, she sure is on his side.

A Vampire's Guide to Getting Back on the Dating Scene

Alyssa Kramer — Thu, 02 Aug 2012 12:50:15 +0000

Twi-hards had their twi-hearts twi-broken when "trampire" Kristen Stewart cheated on longtime boyfriend Robert Pattinson. I wasn’t there, but I heard K. Stew's apology went something like, “Uh…er um…like…like, totally,” and R. Patt’s response was something like, “We, uh….eh…bee bop-bop tiddly boop,” and then they stared at each other for a long, awkward period of time.