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Not-So-Armed Robber Gets His Toy Gun Taken Away by His Mommy

Patrick Bateman — Sat, 07 Jul 2012 17:30:39 +0000

It’ll be a while before Roy Mitchell can live this one down. The 22-year-old made a pit stop at a gas station convenience store for a bag of Doritos… oh, and everything in the cash register. Too bad he forgot his mom was there, and he was forced to watch her step in, snatch the gun and escort him out, scolding him the entire way.

Trail of Potato Chips Leads Cops To Thief

Jeremy Taylor — Sat, 07 Jul 2012 17:00:08 +0000

One of the things the internet has taught us is that there are a whole lot of dumb criminals out there. Add 21-year-old Benjamin Sickles to the list. The Washington, PA. man decided to rob his local Subway early Thursday morning. But while he was able to enter the fast food joint by breaking through [...]

Worst Thief Ever Gets Arrested After Passing Out Drunk On the Job

Mike Adams — Fri, 06 Jul 2012 15:00:46 +0000

Drinking on the job is never a good idea, and that goes double when your chosen profession includes illegal activities that can send you to prison. We’re referring, of course, to this Russian dude who was caught having a little post-drinking nap in a woman’s house when he was supposed to be robbing the place. Seriously, it’s just unprofessional.

Don't Mess With Grandma!

Kari-Lynn Wirth — Tue, 08 Feb 2011 17:55:44 +0000

A group of would-be robbers tried breaking into a store in broad daylight until an unlikely hero came to the rescue.