Roast

Martha drew on some of her own experiences with jail that she poked fun at as well as telling Bieber that it is time to settle down finally--and then to call her.

In a couple of new promotional spots for his September 19 Comedy Central Roast, Charlie Sheen is cast as the conductor of the Roast Express, a crazy train loaded with silicon-injected goddesses and visualizations of some of Sheen’s notorious catch phrases (“winning,” anyone?). The train makes stops in Goddess Harbor and Tiger Valley, but when one babe asks if Normalville is on the route, Sheen qui

(Photo by Ethan Miller/Getty Images) Get your popcorn ready for what should be an all-time great roast on Comedy Central. Charlie Sheen, seemingly the most notorious name in Hollywood lately, will be roasted by a panel of comedians September 19th. #winning