Movember

Movember is over, which sucks. Our upper lip bushes are no longer a symbol of our manliness, but rather a suggestion we're one of those creepy dudes who hangs in the dark corner of the strip club in jorts and a leather jacket.

Oh, December. You've managed to sneak up on us again, even after being bombarded with holiday commercials and music all November. Time to prep for Christmas, but first, let's take a quick look back at what you missed.

No-Shave November (also called "Movember") is coming to an end, and it's time we salute our furry-faced male companions.

Unless you're just now emerging from hibernation, you're probably aware the greatest time of year is upon us: Movember. It's an entire month where participating men ditch their razors in an attempt to grow some wild 'staches and raise money for cancer research.

Attention men: Have you always wanted to see if you could grow your mustache out to a Tom Selleck-level of awesomeness? Well, now is your chance, as November is “Movember,” that time when men of shaving age let their lip sweaters go in order to raise funds and awareness for health issues that affect guys, in particular prostate and other cancers.