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'Scary Movie 5′ Review

Jordan Hoffman — Fri, 12 Apr 2013 17:37:59 +0000

My disdain of the 'Scary Movie' franchise came early. I distinctly recall seeing the 'Scary Movie 2' poster, which featured Kathleen Robertson wearing a t-shirt that says "I See Dead People." This isn't a joke. It's just a reference. It isn't clever, it isn't witty - it's just saying a thing from another movie. It's not funny.

Almost 10 years later, 'Scary Movie 5' still suffers from this debilitating problem. There is absolutely nothing funny about going 'Inception'-style into Christian Grey's S&M room and having Mike Tyson show up. Yet, if you are somehow able to ignore the lowest common denominator pop culture appearances (I hesitate to even call them jokes) there are a great number of truly amusing gags and examples of rapid fire dialogue zings. Put bluntly: when the film is freed from the shackles of its referencing mandate, there's some good, dopey humor in here. Much to my surprise, I laughed out loud a good half-dozen times.

'Lindsay Lohan Struggling to Pay For Mansion' and Other Celebrity News No One Cares About

Alyssa Kramer — Sat, 15 Dec 2012 05:01:27 +0000

According to Hollywoodlife, Lindsay Lohan can no longer afford to pay her rent. I normally don't feel sorry for celebrities, but this? This?! What's she supposed to do, find a place to live that costs less than $8,000 a month? Poor girl.

Watch Lindsay Lohan, Tina Fey and Amy Poehler Rap in This Lost Audition Video

Mike Sampson — Fri, 05 Oct 2012 19:32:03 +0000

Before Lindsay Lohan was Lindsay Lohan, she was just another teenage actress and a pretty good one at that. It's hard to imagine a time when Lindsay Lohan was hanging out with Tina Fey and Amy Poehler but back in the days before 'Mean Girls' hit theaters, they were doing exactly that.

Move Over, Lindsay Lohan — Amanda Bynes + 15 More Hot Mess Celebrities

Alyssa Kramer — Mon, 24 Sep 2012 04:01:38 +0000

Well, another one of my favorite childhood actors is officially a hot mess. Amanda Bynes, star of 'The Amanda Show,' has not had the best year. After being slapped with a DUI and accused of three hit-and-runs earlier this year, she was just recently caught driving illegally while lighting up what appeared to be a marijuana pipe. The media is now saying that she may be suffering from mental illness. (Ya think? I assumed so before I even knew she was talking to inanimate objects.)

Lindsay Lohan Arrested Again — Amanda Who?

Joe Russo — Wed, 19 Sep 2012 13:11:20 +0000

Looks like Lindsay Lohan didn’t like being overshadowed by Amanda Bynes. The troubled actress was arrested again this morning (September 19) for leaving the scene of an accident after allegedly clipping a pedestrian. Can’t say we didn’t foreshadow this, as Linday earned the dubious no. 1 ranking in our list of hot mess celebrities just yesterday. But we [...]

Lindsay Lohan Owes a Tanning Salon $40K

Kathy Landin — Wed, 30 May 2012 09:50:44 +0000

It turns out that the strange color of Ooompa Loompa orange that Lindsay Lohan’s skin has turned doesn’t happen naturally. It also doesn’t happen for free. Poor orange LiLo is having trouble with the court again, this time over a tanning bill. Lohan reportedly owes Nevada-based tanning salon Tanning Vegas a not-that-shocking $40,000 for tanning [...]

Did Lindsay Lohan Attack a Woman in a California Nightclub?

Kathy Landin — Mon, 09 Apr 2012 15:21:59 +0000

It has been less than two weeks since Lindsay Lohan was finally released from her probation and out of court for good, but new legal troubles are haunting her again.

This time, it is accusations of battery that have LiLo defending her innocence.

You Go, Lindsay Lohan

Jillian Benedict — Sat, 03 Mar 2012 13:00:45 +0000

By Jillian Benedict Tonight marks the unofficial comeback of Lindsay Lohan. She’s hosting Saturday Night Live, kicking off what she says is a “fresh chapter in life.” After watching an interview with her this week on the Today Show, I just can’t help but root for her. For whatever reason, I really want her to [...]

What Celeb Do You Most Want To "Go Away" In 2012 [POLL]

Staff — Mon, 12 Dec 2011 17:07:23 +0000

From Charlie Sheen to Kim Kardashian, we’ve been inundated with pointless celebrity news all year and now were giving you the chance to pick the one you most want to see go away. Charlie Sheen and his train wreck of a life, Kim Kardashian and her pointless life that for some reason the entertainment industry thinks [...]

Lohan Sentenced: May Escape Time in Jail

Kari-Lynn Wirth — Wed, 11 May 2011 19:48:21 +0000

Lindsay Lohan pleaded no contest today to stealing a $2,500 necklace from a jewelry store back in January.

Lohan to Play Mobster Daughter?

Kari-Lynn Wirth — Thu, 14 Apr 2011 18:23:08 +0000

No, you’re not seeing double. Although the resemblance, especially the hair, is a story itself. Yesterday, Lindsay Lohan appeared alongside Victoria Gotti at the New York press conference for the upcoming biopic, “Gotti.”

Lindsay Lohan And Lex Luther?

Dean Of Country — Tue, 05 Apr 2011 16:20:49 +0000

Faster than a 2005 Mercedes SL-65. More powerful than vodka and soda with a splash of cranberry juice. Able to leap tall re-hab centers with a single appeal. It's not Superman. It's Lindsay Lohan trying to get a job. Radar Online is exclusively reporting that Lohan is set to audition for a role in Zack Snyder's 'Superman' reboot this week.

Judge Talks Jail Time For Lindsay Lohan

Kari-Lynn Wirth — Wed, 23 Feb 2011 20:21:30 +0000

Lindsay Lohan has probably spent more time in a courtroom than most lawyers do in a lifetime. The troubled actress appeared before a judge, accused of violating probation and that whole little episode involving a $2,500 necklace.

More Charges On The Way For Lindsay

Kari-Lynn Wirth — Wed, 09 Feb 2011 17:27:12 +0000

Lindsay Lohan claims she didn’t steal from a Venice jewelry store, and insists the $2,500 necklace she was spotted wearing was loaned to her. The troubled star’s acting skills may not be up to par.

Lindsay Lohan is a Dumba$$.

Jillian Benedict — Sun, 06 Feb 2011 12:00:02 +0000

This week, it was revealed that Miss Lindsay Lohan may have stolen a $2,500 necklace from a jewelry store. Poor Lindsay, can’t she catch a break? Ugh.

This girl is dumb. Like uber dumb. Let’s start with what we know:
- The necklace goes missing the very same day Lindz is shopping at that jewelry store
- Shortly thereafter, the good ol’ paparazzi snap images of Lil’ Lo wearing the missing necklace

’Nuff said

Yes! Another Lindsay Lohan Story

Kari-Lynn Wirth — Wed, 02 Feb 2011 22:16:38 +0000

Has Lindsay Lohan’s legal troubles caused her to turn to stealing?

OMG: Lindsay Lohan Out of Rehab

Selina.kaye — Mon, 03 Jan 2011 22:15:08 +0000

It’s been confirmed from the lips of Dina Lohan that L.L. is officially out of rehab. But for how long… L Lohan served the required 90 days in jail and was released to the care of her family today. Although she completed her rehab requirement she is still on probation and is due back in [...]

Lohan Accused Of Assult At Rehab

Kari-Lynn Wirth — Wed, 22 Dec 2010 21:08:29 +0000

Detox drama unfolds at the Betty Ford Center, and the starring role goes to…you guessed it..Lindsay Lohan.