Hi, my name is Alyssa, and I’m a horror movie snob.
Very few movies truly scare me, but a lot of them entertain me. For example, have you seen Cabin in the Woods? That movie was great. Sure, it was tacky and comical, but at least it was original and unique. But then there are completely bland, cliché movies, like Orphan, where you just want to be like, “Uh, maybe you shouldn't have adopted the CREEPIEST GIRL IN THE ROOM, who's dressed like she’s from the 1800s and painting disturbing pictures in the corner all by herself.”
But even though I’m a snob, I can appreciate and respect that not everyone has the same taste as me (that’s soooo big of me, right?!). So, I've created a guide to help you choose what horror movie is best for you this Halloween.
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