Fail

As we approach Valentine’s Day and the season of love, a lot of couples get the urge to take that big step toward marriage. But before your eyes well up with tears of joy and sweetness, you must do the math. Based on the law of percentages, not all of these proposals can possibly go well.

A deer made quite an entrance at a Goodwill store in New Jersey on Jan. 7 when it plunged through a glass door and ran rampant in the store. A deer crashing through the window of a taco restaurant we can totally understand. Cheesy fiesta potatoes with a crunchwrap supreme is any animals weakness, but a second-hand store? How primitive!

JACK FM is hitting the slopes of Kissing Bridge tonight and every Saturday, and by slopes, we mean the Lake Effect Saloon. We drink better than we ski. Stop out and see us from 7-9pm each week inside the Lake Effect Saloon, win a prize and listen to great live music every week...

In this past weekends Orange Bowl, after returning a 99-yard fumble recovery for a touchdown, West Virgina Safety Darwin Cook quenched his thirst with a little fresh squeezed orange juice. Obie, the Orange Bowl mascot was clothes-lined as Cook flew through the end zone...

We know we shouldn't laugh at these people but we just couldn't help ourselves. I mean really, who thought stilt skates were a good idea? and unless you're a professional wrestler it probably isn't a good idea to try a front flip off a 8 foot ladder.

A woman from Kissimmee, FL is facing both theft and child neglect charges for allegedly leaving two children in a car in the parking lot of a store where she was shoplifting.

After scoring a touchdown against the Carolina Panthers Sunday, Chicago Bears running back Marion Barber tried to perform a celebratory backflip. Bad idea, as he was only able to complete three quarters of the acrobatic move, and fell flat on his face.

For some reason, these two kids thought they could simultaneously jump from one precariously balanced see-saw to another. Their plan ends up setting off a chain reaction of fail when one of the boys falls short in his leap and has the seesaw smack him full-speed in the jaw. Ouch.

Ah, is there anything better than fresh powder on the ground and the smell of ATV exhaust in the air? Our victim today doesn't think so.

Today, our victim is enjoying his ATV out on the sand dunes. He picks up speed and and attempts at ride up a 90 degree slope. Needless to to say this won't end well for our rider, who is quickly ejected into the air and onto the ground.