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		<title>Man Blames Elephant For His Seventh DUI</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Oct 2012 16:43:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jeremy Taylor</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[There are many reasons why you shouldn&#8217;t drive&#194;&#160;impaired. Especially because, in your&#194;&#160;altered&#194;&#160;state, you will make&#194;&#160;ridiculous&#194;&#160;excuses&#194;&#160;for your crime upon being confronted with it. You&#8217;ll do something like blame it on circus animals. And that&#8217;s exactly what happened after Samuel Phipps drove his Land Rover into a guardrail Friday night. According to the trooper that arrived on [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>There are many reasons why you shouldn't drive impaired. Especially because, in your altered state, you will make ridiculous excuses for your crime upon being confronted with it. You'll do something like blame it on circus animals. </p>
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		<title>Clown on Golfcart Gets DWI in Batavia</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 29 Aug 2011 15:15:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Clowns are people too, the most frightening creatures on Earth, but people nonetheless. While DWI&#8217;s usually nothing to laugh about, we find the thought of a clown drunkenly driving a stolen golf cart hilarious. James R. Straub of Massachusetts was charged with driving while intoxicated Sunday night after a golf-cart was reported stolen from Terry [...]]]></description>
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