Labor Day has come and gone, which means it's time for school to start. We thought we'd impart a few choice bits of wisdom for incoming college freshman so they can look back on their first semester without cringing in humiliation years down the road.
College keg parties are in full swing. We know, because we've been thrown out of at least twenty in just the last week. Remember when partying with random old dudes who didn't go to your school was cool?!?
High school was either a breeze or absolute hell. Regardless of the way those four years went for you, college is a brand-new start. Many students go away for college, while others have the convenience of six colleges right in town (I see you, Buffalo), but even if you stay local, you'll find new opportunities.
It was Sallie Mae's birthday on Monday, and every college-aged person (or college graduate with debt) on Twitter wanted to make sure she felt those birthday blues.
And it was hilarious.