Christmas Card

As far as Jorge Santini, the major of San Juan, Puerto Rico is concerned, nothing says Christmas like one animal crushing the windpipe of another. Wait, what??? The mayor and his family posed for an incredibly macabre Christmas photo this year, which shows a taxidermied leopard going to town on the jugular of an unfortunate antelope. Thank you, Santini family. You’ve just given us Christmas nightm

To entice folks to fire off a few rounds this holiday season, the Scottsdale Gun Club, a shooting range in Arizona, currently has the bizarre image below front and center on its website. What do you think? Do Santa and submachine guns mix?