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'Scary Movie 5′ Review

Jordan Hoffman — Fri, 12 Apr 2013 17:37:59 +0000

My disdain of the 'Scary Movie' franchise came early. I distinctly recall seeing the 'Scary Movie 2' poster, which featured Kathleen Robertson wearing a t-shirt that says "I See Dead People." This isn't a joke. It's just a reference. It isn't clever, it isn't witty - it's just saying a thing from another movie. It's not funny.

Almost 10 years later, 'Scary Movie 5' still suffers from this debilitating problem. There is absolutely nothing funny about going 'Inception'-style into Christian Grey's S&M room and having Mike Tyson show up. Yet, if you are somehow able to ignore the lowest common denominator pop culture appearances (I hesitate to even call them jokes) there are a great number of truly amusing gags and examples of rapid fire dialogue zings. Put bluntly: when the film is freed from the shackles of its referencing mandate, there's some good, dopey humor in here. Much to my surprise, I laughed out loud a good half-dozen times.

Which Celebs Are Advice-Worthy?

Alyssa Kramer — Sat, 03 Nov 2012 04:01:29 +0000

It seems like the minute someone gains an ounce of attention, a Blockbuster hit or a paycheck over $100K, they feel authorized to provide the rest of the world with their omniscient advice and thoughts on life. But just because some celeb who's been through rehab 85 times is dishing it out doesn't mean we have to take it. So, here are some celebs who might be worth listening to -- and some who probably aren't.

Move Over, Lindsay Lohan — Amanda Bynes + 15 More Hot Mess Celebrities

Alyssa Kramer — Mon, 24 Sep 2012 04:01:38 +0000

Well, another one of my favorite childhood actors is officially a hot mess. Amanda Bynes, star of 'The Amanda Show,' has not had the best year. After being slapped with a DUI and accused of three hit-and-runs earlier this year, she was just recently caught driving illegally while lighting up what appeared to be a marijuana pipe. The media is now saying that she may be suffering from mental illness. (Ya think? I assumed so before I even knew she was talking to inanimate objects.)

Charlie Sheens New Sitcom with Ryan Miller's Wife Getting Rave Reviews

Joe Russo — Thu, 19 Apr 2012 21:02:16 +0000

Apparently a sitcom made of Tigers Blood, Winning and Ryan Miller’s Wife Noureen DeWulf can’t fail. Charlie Sheen’s new sitcom, Anger Management is “testing overwhelmingly positive” and just might be a hit! Audience screenings showed an 80 percent approval rating for Sheen as an unorthodox therapist and screeners polled said they were actually rooting for a [...]

Charlie Sheen Reviews Guns N' Roses Concert After a Few Drinks

Mithun Divakaran — Wed, 14 Mar 2012 10:00:19 +0000

Former ‘Two and a Half Men’ star and current ~~recovering~~ alcoholic Charlie Sheen sure looked a little buzzed at a recent Guns N’ Roses show in Los Angeles. The paparazzi magnet was hounded outside the Hollywood Palladium after the gig, and was asked his opinion on the legendary rock band’s performance.

Ryan Miller's Wife Accepts Role On Charlie Sheen's "Anger Management"

Jack FM Staff — Thu, 09 Feb 2012 15:15:13 +0000

Would you want your wife or girlfriend on a show with Charlie Sheen? Judging by the way Ryan Miller shut out the Boston Bruins 6-0 last night, he must be pleased his wife, Actress Noureen DeWulf, was offered a role on Charlie Sheen's newest sitcom. Noureen DeWulf has joined the cast of "Anger Management." Let's all say it together now, "Winning!"

11 Harmless Comments Celebrities Wished They Never Made

Drew Weisholtz — Tue, 24 Jan 2012 14:00:30 +0000

Mark Wahlberg showed off his ability to put his foot in his mouth last week when he made comments saying he could’ve prevented the September 11th terrorist attacks. Wahlberg joins Ashton Kutcher as the latest members of the fraternity of celebrities who say things they probably shouldn’t. Here’s a look at some other, more obscure [...]

Charlie Sheen Says He's Not 'Crazy' Anymore

Shauna Wright — Mon, 23 Jan 2012 20:00:56 +0000

After a tumultuous period last year, Charlie Sheen hasn’t been in the news much lately. As the former ‘Two and a Half Men’ star explains, there’s a good reason for that. Apparently, he’s not crazy anymore.

Is Ricky Gervais' Golden Globes Speech Better Than Last Year's? [VIDEOS]

Nick Romano — Thu, 19 Jan 2012 17:00:39 +0000

In the words of Ricky Gervais, “The Golden Globes are to the Oscars like Kim Kardashian is to Kate Middleton, bit louder, bit drunker, bit trashier, and more easily bought. Allegedly. Nothing’s been proved.” That was pretty much the host’s theme for the entire evening.

Jimmy Fallon's 'Twelve Days of Christmas' Features Charlie Sheen, Justin Bieber, and More [VIDEO]

Bob Sassone — Sat, 24 Dec 2011 22:00:07 +0000

‘The Twelve Days of Christmas’ can be a tedious song to sing (and listen to), so Jimmy Fallon livened it up a bit on Wednesday’s ‘Late Night.’ Instead of three French Hens, eight maids-a-milking, and six geese a-laying, Fallon and his ‘Late Night Carolers’ sang about Charlie Sheen, Kim Kardashian, the Royal wedding, Herman Cain, [...]

What Celeb Do You Most Want To "Go Away" In 2012 [POLL]

Staff — Mon, 12 Dec 2011 17:07:23 +0000

From Charlie Sheen to Kim Kardashian, we’ve been inundated with pointless celebrity news all year and now were giving you the chance to pick the one you most want to see go away. Charlie Sheen and his train wreck of a life, Kim Kardashian and her pointless life that for some reason the entertainment industry thinks [...]

Charlie Sheen Leaves 'Normalville' [VIDEO]

Jeremy Taylor — Wed, 31 Aug 2011 15:30:31 +0000

In a couple of new promotional spots for his September 19 Comedy Central Roast, Charlie Sheen is cast as the conductor of the Roast Express, a crazy train loaded with silicon-injected goddesses and visualizations of some of Sheen’s notorious catch phrases (“winning,” anyone?).

The train makes stops in Goddess Harbor and Tiger Valley, but when one babe asks if Normalville is on the route, Sheen quips that “we left there a long time ago.”

Charlie Sheen's 'Two and a Half Men' Funeral Scene Photos Leaked

Chip Sandalwood — Fri, 12 Aug 2011 18:08:46 +0000

After eight years of womanizing, boozing and children’s jingle writing, Charlie Sheen‘s ‘Two and a Half Men‘ character Charlie Harper has finally met his maker. These photos from the upcoming season premiere, scheduled to air on CBS on September 19 — give a sneak peek at the funeral scene. Notice his signature bowling shirt and shorts hanging center frame.

Charlie Sheen to be Roasted on Comedy Central

Jack FM Staff — Wed, 27 Jul 2011 17:00:32 +0000

(Photo by Ethan Miller/Getty Images)

Get your popcorn ready for what should be an all-time great roast on Comedy Central. Charlie Sheen, seemingly the most notorious name in Hollywood lately, will be roasted by a panel of comedians September 19th. #winning

Charlie Sheen's Former Goddess Shows All in Playboy [PHOTOS]

Jack FM Staff — Wed, 13 Jul 2011 13:28:42 +0000

America can finally see just what Charlie Sheen found so appealing in Bree Olson. Olson, one of the star’s former ‘goddesses,’ appears on the cover of August’s issue of Playboy. Inside, she exposes her whole her body — not to mention her opinions on the former ‘Two and a Half Men’ star. Olson cuts to [...]

Charlie Sheen Is Winning With a New Comedy Central Roast

Jack FM Staff — Wed, 06 Jul 2011 14:22:57 +0000

Charlie Sheen is returning to TV — for one night, anyway.

The former ‘Two and a Half Men’ star will be the guest of honor on a Comedy Central roast in September.

The festivities will take place in Los Angeles on September 10, with t

Charlie Sheen Reveals Steroid Use While Shooting 'Major League'

Drew Weisholtz — Sat, 02 Jul 2011 17:00:47 +0000

Long before he dabbled in tiger’s blood, Charlie Sheen was taking substances that would be embraced by a generation of baseball stars.

The former ‘Two and a Half Men’ star has admitted he took steroids while shooting ‘Major League.’

Children Suggest Ways to Kill Charlie Sheen on 'Jimmy Kimmel Live' [VIDEO]

Don Deane — Thu, 30 Jun 2011 19:17:37 +0000

Rumor has it that CBS may kill off Charlie Sheen’s character in the new season of ‘Two and a Half Men.’ In that spirit, ‘Jimmy Kimmel Live’ interviewed children Wednesday night in a segment called “How Should They Kill Charlie Sheen?”

Among the horrific ideas, children suggested hitting Sheen with Barbies until he’s dead, whipping him and feeding him to fire ants, blowing him up with a bazooka, poisoning his pudding cup and giving him cancer like a cat.

Charlie Sheen Winning Again: Report Says He's Landed New Sitcom Deal

Andy Scott — Tue, 28 Jun 2011 16:00:44 +0000

After months of scandals, goddesses and a much-maligned national tour, it looks like Charlie Sheen is finally headed back to work.

RadarOnline is exclusively reporting that the former star of ‘Two and a Half Men’ has signed a new sitcom deal with Lionsgate Television, one that is poised to make him more money than ever before.

Charlie Sheen Negotiating New Sitcom Deal: Report

Jack FM Staff — Tue, 14 Jun 2011 18:29:55 +0000

Troubled actor Charlie Sheen may be returning to television sooner than you might think.

According to sources for TMZ, the former ‘Two and a Half Men’ star, who was unceremoniously fired from the top-rated CBS sitcom in March for disparaging comments he made at creator Chuck Lorre, has reportedly received a “big offer” to star in a new sitcom that could hit the airwaves as