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Brazilian Guy Shows Up at His Own Wake

Cameron Simcik — Mon, 29 Oct 2012 15:30:01 +0000

Funerals are like those Lifetime movie marathons our women watch -- we hate them so much that a sturdy kick in the balls would be better than sitting through one. Unless of course said funeral is amped up with a couple of funeral strippers, in which case, awesome. Other than that, what else could possibly make such a depressing and sappy crap fest more bearable? How about not actually being dead?

Denture's Save Man's Life from Bullet!

Nicole Sabuda — Wed, 01 Jun 2011 13:30:14 +0000

Talk about biting the bullet. A Brazilian man’s dentures saved his life! Eighty-one-year-old Zacarias Pacheco de Moraes managed to survive when his dentures deflected a bullet that was intended for his head! Dentures 1 Bullet 0! The shooting occurred Thursday, while Moraes was working in a bar he owns, in the city of Alta Floresta. [...]

Brazilian Woman Wins Right To Get It On At Work

Jack FM Staff — Sat, 14 May 2011 17:30:03 +0000

Brazilian woman Ana Catarina Bezerra Silvares has a rare and – and apparently very real – medical condition called “compulsion orgasmic,” which requires her to masturbate up to 47 times a day or suffer from painful consequence. The need for constant self-gratification obviously presents problems in the workplace, but a Brazilian judge has made the 36-year-old’s life [...]