When you’re a kid, there’s nothing cooler than having costumed superheroes at your birthday party. But what if those superheroes engaged in some sort of spastic dance off freakout? Awkward…

In this video, Spider-Man, Iron Man, Batman and Venom undulate wildly to techno while kids look on. Spidey, please. Not in front of the children.

Is this sort of dancing appropriate for a children’s party? Watch the video below and decide.

[via BuzzFeed]