Jack FM’s Super-Duper Football Drinking Game
The biggest football game in the world is coming up on Sunday, February 3, and what better way to have a few drinks while watching the Super Bowl than with a drinking game?
While nachos, beer and a few friends watching the game is always fun, we decided to spice things up and make this year’s championship a bit more exciting. Kick back at home, bust out the chicken wing dip and try not to get too schwastey.
Jack FM’s Super-Duper Football Drinking Game is broken down into categories, so you can easily pick which rules to follow based on if you’re watching the game or “watching the game” (i.e., talking during everything but the commercials and halftime show).
Each time the camera shows Roger Goodell…Take 2 sips
At each mention of the Saints “BountyGate”…Take 2 sips
When Ray Lewis gets very emotional during the National Anthem…Drink for 5 seconds
Whenever the Harbaugh brothers are mentioned in same sentence…Take 3 sips
Whenever the word “Harbowl” is used…Drink for 5 seconds
Each time the Harbaugh parents are mentioned … Drink for 3 seconds
If someone mentions Ray Lewis and Baltimore’s defense in same sentence…Take 2 sips
If someone mentions Ray Lewis’ retirement…Drink for 3 seconds
Whenever Alex Smith’s name is said…Drink for 5 seconds
Fumble — Take 1 shot
Interception — Take 1 shot
Kickoff return for a touchdown — Finish your drink
Your team gets a first down — Take 2 sips
Pass completion of more than 20 yards — Drink for 3 seconds
Chain gang comes on to the field — Drink for 3 seconds
Quarterback sack — Take 2 sips
Opponent scores a touchdown — Drink for 5 seconds
Your team scores a touchdown – Take 1 shot
Your team successfully wins coach’s challenge — Drink for 3 seconds
Each time Beyonce shakes her hips seductively…Take 1 sip
During the “Single Ladies” song, each time Beyonce shakes her hand to “put a ring on it”…Take 2 sips
Each time fireworks or sparklers are shot from the stage…Drink for 3 seconds
If Jay-Z shows up on stage or is shown at the game…Drink for 5 seconds
For each song that Beyonce lip-syncs…Drink for 5 seconds
Everyone Drinks For Three Seconds When…
…A commercial is shown that unanimously sucks.
…You see a commercial with a baby.
…You hear any Buffalo Bills reference.
…Someone makes a Manti Te’o reference.
…You see a Geico commercial. (NOTE: If it’s one featuring the gecko, take one shot.)
Aaron Rodgers’ Discount Double Check — Take 1 shot
Peyton Manning’s Buick commercial — Take 1 shot
Any other player endorsement — Take 1 sip
Anything with RG3 — Drink for 3 seconds
When the players give their head coach the winning Gatorade shower…Drink for 3 seconds
When the cameras show the Harbaugh brothers taking a picture together…Take 3 sips
After the game, when Ray Lewis is on the ground talking to God…Take 2 sips
Each time Ray Lewis mentions God during his interview…Take 2 sips
Contributed by Dane Johnson, Brandon Kilijanski and Jake Knott