Like most Americans, when Jack FM needs its news, it gets it from Jon Stewart. On last night's Daily Show, Stewart broke down the debt crisis and the falling credit rating of the U.S. Not only does Apple have more liquid income than our government, turns out the Isle of Man has better credit too. Luckily Jack FM has stocked up plenty of Raeman Noodles in our dumpy little studio. Doesn't look like we are returning to prosperity anytime soon.