Sorry guys/gals, the worst pickup line ever has gotten a little more confusing. Apparently the earth is a little wobbly and your astrological sign isn't what it used to be. Your sign may have been the same for the last 3,000 years, but as of yesterday, throw all that out. Here is the new list of signs:

  • Capricorn: Jan. 20-Feb. 16.
  • Aquarius: Feb. 16-March 11.
  • Pisces: March 11-April 18.
  • Aries: April 18-May 13.
  • Taurus: May 13-June 21.
  • Gemini: June 21-July 20.
  • Cancer: July 20-Aug. 10.
  • Leo: Aug. 10-Sept. 16.
  • Virgo: Sept. 16-Oct. 30.
  • Libra: Oct. 30-Nov. 23.
  • Scorpio: Nov. 23-29.
  • Ophiuchus: Nov. 29-Dec. 17.
  • Sagittarius: Dec. 17-Jan. 20.

We would love to try to explain all of this to you, but we're not scientists. Click this to hear from someone smarter than us.

Meanwhile, CNN says we're getting our panties in a bunch over nothing.