Scandalous Pictures from Jack’s 6th Birthday Beach Bash

Jack FM had so much fun at our 6th Birthday Party, but most of it we can't talk about. Needless to say Mickey Rats and Captain Kidds was loaded with thousands of beautiful people who look better with thier shirts off than we do. We gave Jessica from Lakeview $2000 from our Jackpot Machine, gave away a trip to Toronto to see the Blue Jays and gave away a Kayak too. Yet, nobody gave us anything for our birthday, except Big Mike at the bar, who took care of our tab and that one random girl who gave us her phone number. We plan on calling  8675-309 after work today.