Seriously, it took an intervention from Jack's Sticker Pimps to stop News 4 reporter Bryan Shaw from gobbling up all our turkeys at today's Freebird Stick-up at the Eastern Hills Mall. The last thing we needed was for him to go into a turkey coma during the 6 p.m. newscast (we need all the free press we can get). Thanks to the Coalition to Save Thanksgiving, 50 of our listeners got the bird -- a free frozen turkey. The Coalition's mission is SO IMPORTANT that it took News 4 thirty-six minutes to get to it. The mission to save Thanksgiving continues, and Jack FM won't rest until Thanksgiving gets some respect. We promise not to play Christmas music until after Thanksgiving, or until Judas Priest comes out with a Christmas album....

...Wait...REALLY?!