Don't judge a book by its cover, especially when that book is a harmless looking MMA fan who volunteers to fight you in a sand pit. Also, takedown defense and keeping your hands up are slightly more important than worrying about your hair.

The fun starts at 1:04 when our hero shows up wearing jorts and an adorable sweater with horses on it and the fight itself starts just after the 2:55 mark.

Bonus points to those who actually can speak and understand Russian.