What if, instead of being bitten by a radioactive spider that gave him superhuman abilities, Spiderman was just some regular powerless guy who dressed up in a red and blue costume with silly string cans? Of course, since he wouldn’t be able to fight crime, he would have to wreak havoc on the unassuming citizenry.

In the Warsaw, Poland, Spiderman is public enemy #1, but not because he’s misunderstood. An average sized man dressed in a shoddy Spidey costume roams the streets of Warsaw as he sprays civilians with silly string, lassos them and makes poor attempts to climb things.

At one point, after silly-stringing a man emerging from a port-a-potty, a woman swings her bag, chasing him away. Now that’s a true hero.

[via BoingBoing]