It looks like "Rolling Stone" readers are getting ready to board the "Crazy Train."  Beatcrave.com reports that Ozzy Osbourne will pen a "Dear Abby"-style column for the magazine, beginning with its November 2010 issue.  The Prince of Darkness will reportedly address health issues and everything that falls under that umbrella -- including family relationships, sex, and drugs.  In an excerpt from an Osbourne column published in the "New York Post," the 61-year-old addresses a concern from "Adam in Brooklyn."  Adam says his girlfriend's fatigue is interfering with their sex life.  To this, Ozzy writes, back, quote, "As I've always said to Sharon, there are 24 hours in a day, so it shouldn't be hard to make sure you spend at least one of them together.  Go on a date.  Have dinner together.  Or put on a wig and a false beard, check into a B&B and [bleep] the [bleep] out of each other, like you're having an affair...maybe she just wants more excitement in her life."

"Rolling Stone" readers seeking Ozzy's brand of wisdom are welcome to write in, provided that they're ready to see their queries in print.  To send in questions for the rocker, visit www.rollingstone.com.