Ozzy Christmas Not Happening
Ozzy has promised a new Christmas project for years.
One problem: His Wife.
Sharon thinks it's a silly idea and makes her husband look more like a cartoon character than he already is.
Plus, with the new Black Sabbath project off the ground, the last thong she wants is Ozzy's image blurred with Christmas music.
At least we will always have the Ozzy/Jessica Simpson Christmas.